HOW DO?

dont:

wanna:

be:

an

american

idiot

mrbritishhimself:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

There’s always one.

"This is my swamp"

assassin’s creed: important moments

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

letsruletatooine:

Boba Fett, a smooth motherfucker.

letsruletatooine:

Boba Fett, a smooth motherfucker.

xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

xclockworkresonancex:

rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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rikin8r:

dieochik:

manghost—and—grave:

"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"

NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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*misses deadline* i knew i should’ve gotten the turbo

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

haruspis:

shuckl:

Playing a game on the hardest difficulty more like

This is literally Halo 2 on Legendary in a nutshell.

haruspis:

shuckl:

Playing a game on the hardest difficulty more like

This is literally Halo 2 on Legendary in a nutshell.