HOW DO?

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

welcome to tumblr

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
bepondered:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.


He has risen.

bepondered:

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

He has risen.

Cr1tikal - Cr1tichuckle
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fosterthegeese:

A Cr1tikal chuckle and laugh compilation.

Just a simple PSA

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

"Explosion first, questions later."

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

So in Watch_Dogs's random encounter crimes you have to wait until the crime is almost occurring before you intervene; otherwise, the involved parties run off, you fail the side mission, and you look like an asshat. This creates quite a problem for me because I want to intervene sooner, even though the involved parties are probably nothing more than void functions executed by a computer program. It might also speak to a massive moral dilemma idk, you feel me?
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avawatson:

I saved the best for last? Benedict’s Jar Jar Binks impression. You are so welcome, internet. [x]

rileywasyes:

Merch done right.

rileywasyes:

Merch done right.