LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
No one’s above the law
Not even Batman
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
if i was music i’d be a single
yeah because you’re the best song on the album
I’m gonna start making more of these — aren’t they cool?
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners. if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast. usa usa
This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.
UNACCEPTABLE. TO THE DUNGEON 10 YEARS no trial
You call that a gun? If I’m not mistaken, that’s a Walther P5 9mm pistol. It’s not even in the right freedom units. Come back when you have at least a 0.45 caliber, or even better, a double barrel shotgun.
Who eats their eggs sunny side up? A true anerican scrambles their eggs, making sure its nice and dead before consumption.
Also, this should all totally be in a sandwich. Including the gun. We ain’t got no time to sit around eating on classy plates.
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
Oh my God, this exchange in the Romeo + Juliet version killed me.
This is literally me and my friends
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL
So it came to my attention today that Bill Nye DID A FOLLOW UP TO HIS ORIGINAL SHOW AIMED AT TEENS AND ADULTS.
Here is an episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIiv_fd1OW0
I think all 13 episodes are on youtube.
Welp, guess I know how I’m spending the rest of MY morning
Are you shitting me right now, Bill?
sprints to YouTube